30 Cosmic Greek Memeology Found Written in the Stars

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Oct 22, 2024 11:30 AM EDT

Apollo gets it. As we creep into the autumnal months, the ground goes cold, crisp leaves start to fall, the air is chilly, and sometimes we revel in the memory of sunshine. It's in those moments, that I think of Apollo, gazing up at the cosmos and wondering how close he could fly to the sun. Regrettably, that turned this ambitious demigod into a crispy piece of man-bacon, but I understand the allure.

Greek mythology teaches us about life and the world, perhaps in a grotesque or arbitrated way. Sure, we're no longer getting chase by an evil goose or fighting pomegranate fruit temptations from the underworld, but the message remains deeply ingrained in the lore of humanity. So as the Greeks dabbled with philosophy and wrapped their head around the plight of life using stories and stars, in 2024 do the same, resurrecting the tales of man in the form of a silly meme. Come with me, fellow historian, and scroll through the memeified tapestries of Greek myth.

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    Zeus: God of all gods Hades: Guardian of underworld Apollo:
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    dog dog cerberus dog
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    Woman in greece minding their own business And then along came zeus
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    cat-n-tonic can you OD on vitamin D poompkin that's how icarus died
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    Hephaestus:*is born* Hera: Press E to launch that little
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    Zeus: I rule the skies Poseidon: I rule the seas Artemis Today I'm running around Greece with a pack of wild lesbians.
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    Zeus: Honey are you trying to murder baby Heracles again? my Hera: VE FOX 5 EWS Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.
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    Peleus So if Patroclus jumps off a cliff, you're gonna jump, too? Achilles
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    Meanwhile in hee-heeegypt
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    Thetis the entire time Achilles is having his melt down over Patroclus:
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    NOP On Expo GAMBLERS BANCY WORDS 306 ORLEAN I disagree because UR RONG zeus whenever he's questioned 4
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    Seeing Zeus and Hera's wholesome relationship and love for their kid in the film Reading actual mythology
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    Athena, appearing like a a pop up to Menelaus every time Odysseus robs or murders his fellow Greeks: He is necessary for the fall of Troy DO
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    Odysseus escaping the cave of Polyphemos
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    Zeus explaining why he can't keep it in his pants I DO NOT CONTROL THE
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    apollo artemis
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    Romans: Jupiter is the leader of the Gods Greek: Zeus is the leader of all the Gods Ancient Egyptians: It's Raw
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    Cerberus as a puppy, guarding the gates to heck.
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    icarus today ALT SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
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    Literally any living creature: *has a hole* Zeus:
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    Trojans: We have an army Odysseus: We have Achilles
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    Greek Gods: are born Kronos: GET IN MY BELLY!!
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    The Trojan War spoilers but there's no context Have you seen Helen? ww APPROXIMATELY 10 YEARS LATER... BAY Ow, my ankle! These are the people that opened the door for the horse.
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    I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. @parks.n.rec *Every person that knows Greek mythology* I know this, and I love you.
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    the infant hermes when zeus asks him if he stole apollo's cattle ok so basically 8 im baby
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    Zeus Um...whatcha got there? Prometheus A smoothie. E
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    *Nymph shows up to Zeus' house* Nymph: I'm pregnant and you're the father Zeus ecerberus is a good boi Hera
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    Dionysus telling the satyrs to stop looking for Pan like: Get a real job. And some pants.
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    Me: slices the hydras head off The hydra 5 seconds later:
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    When you're dark and spooky but still a loving and caring person Hades Persephone
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